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minimist:

may the grade boundaries be ever in your favour

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puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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fangirl221b:

madness-and-gods:

sickslickman:

There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet.
Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.
That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.

Reblogging again for the comment

That says 19 trillion, actually.
Meaning that 18 trillion 88 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.
That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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clones-and-thrones:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…

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guhlinsky:

shawn is a cheeky bastard who is probably just sitting back laughing as he watches our fandom break down

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